Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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