either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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