operation have a gay friend backfired
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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