I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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