There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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