Say something about gay babies.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So squirting runs in the family.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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