think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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