im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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