We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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