It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
sex in a hospital.. check
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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