do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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