There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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