I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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