Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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