I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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