i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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