Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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