i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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