They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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