i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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