when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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