we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
