I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
