it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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