I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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