would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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