If that was your dad, he is hot
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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