i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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