Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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