fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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