Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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