You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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