? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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