This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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