I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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