idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I need moral support for this bender
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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