please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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