I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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