we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
why is half of my head shaved?
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