If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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