pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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