Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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