i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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