Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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