is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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