I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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