So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Non-Jews are for practice
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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