You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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