So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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