Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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