Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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